I’m sure it will take no time at all for most people in most schools (or, in fact, most organizations) to raise a smile at the above, noting how it resonates with their own experiences.
What’s my point? Well, if you’re not Alice, you’re Dilbert. And by the time you get a chance to change things, you’ve turned into the Boss… :-p
(BTW Dilbert.com now has ‘mashups’ – user contributions to Scott Adams’ wit!)